Will FCC create a paid, "very fast" comment posting service vs. your current "fast" non-working comments?
How about branding your FCC site paralysis as "fast service"? Then create a second, paying tier where citizens with enough money can receive "very fast comment service"? Pay to play seems to be the FCC way.
It's not as if FCC has a monopoly on regulating communications in the US...
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